When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.

Little kids waiting in line:

‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’ 

Me:

‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’

(Source: mikaelson-forbes, via kristeensawatzky)

My little sister is missing.

hearts-yo:

She’s nine.

My mom told me to wait at home in case she comes back while my mom looks for her. I have never been more worried in my life.

IF YOU LIVE IN THE HOUSTON, TEXAS AREA AND YOU SEE A CAUCASIAN LITTLE GIRL WITH SHOULDER LENGTH BLOND HAIR, GREEN-BLUE EYES, AND A MISSING FRONT TOOTH, WHO LOOKS LOST, CALL 832-491-4149 IMMEDIATELY. I am begging you. Please reblog this to get the word out.

(via itsharrypotterbitch)

Teacher: Take out a sheet of paper.
Student: LOOK AT ME NOW.
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: I'M GETTIN' PAPER.

Me at school Me: what the fuck is this
Me: what the fuck is that
Me: when the fuck will i ever need to know this
Me: why the fuck do these people walk at glacial paces
Me: who the fuck assigned my locker as the official gathering place
Me: when the fuck did the teacher assign that
Me: why the fuck did i take this course
Me: when the fuck is lunch

2009: xD
2010: Lol
2011: Lmao
2012: diohusadgj;d sogFDISHJFGPD